WITH ENTIRE ITSY BITSY TEENY TEAM!

And 4chan ban over!

I believe the morning sun
Always gonna shine again and
I believe a pot of gold
Waits at every rainbow's end
I believe in roses kissed with dew
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you

I believe there'll come a day
Maybe it will be tomorrow
When the bluebird flies away
All we have to do is follow
I believe a dream can still come true
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
I believe in friends and laughter
And the wonders love can do
I believe in songs and magic
And that's why I believe in you

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' this way about you
There's not much I can do
I'm gonna be this way my life through
'Cause I still believe in miracles
I swear I've seen a few
And the time will surely come
When you can see my point of view
I believe in second chances
And that's why I believe in you

I bought the Triplets of Belleville at the Virgin Megastore in Downtown Disney for ten bucks. What a trip!

She's going to jail.

FOR... MUUUUUUUUR-DEEEEEER!

DUN DUN DUN!

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Et tu, 4chan? Et tu?

I'm done with the BBS. Canas said it right, go read his speech again if you want to know why I'm leaving. But, let me just put a little personal touch on it.

I'M BORED.
This is such a mediocre forum. You'd think a forum with dozens of mods and a clear outline of the rules wouldn't suck so much. But no, all that did was send us into a horrific state of mediocrity. People are rarely funny, or interesting. The only thing that ever gets discussed is video games and everything else that can actually be discussed just ends up as a shouting match. I hate it.

I see so many threads about what some punk did during his day. How he pwned this bully at school, or how he can't get a girlfriend or who the fuck cares what else. The userbase as a whole is so horrifically dull.

Can we talk about a cool old game that we enjoyed? Can we talk about Chowder or Avatar or some cool new anime? Maybe you guys found a cool website that you'd like to share?

And it's not like we can just post some funny pictures and have a good laugh. We've tried that. All that happens is that someone posts the kitty sniper over and over.

I'M AWESOME
Not to brag, but I am considered one of the funniest users on the forum. Few reasons why this isn't a good thing.

Nobody gets my jokes. I can't make a joke about some anime series without some fagot popping in to tell me that anime sucks. I can't make a joke about a video game without someone asking me what game it's from. And I can't make a joke period without running the risk of being banned.

And if I'm the funniest person on the forum... A "master creator," then what does that make the rest of you? I'm here to be entertained, not to be glorified. I don't care about stats or post count or honor, I just want to be entertained...

I'M DISGUSTED WITH YOU
Read these reviews. Read all of them, because I did. I can't take this. You're all so terribly fickle. God, I make one of the biggest splashes in the Flash Portal in 2005 and then I make ONE JOKE of a flash and I get swarmed like I'm the anti-Christ. At first it was funny, but then the reviews just kept coming.

Even on the BBS people just love to act like idiots. This is terrible.

And everyone acts so defensive. Like they need to be cool. Like they have something to prove. I have a feeling that most people are here to become popular, not to have fun.

I'M BANNED
I'm sick of being banned. I've been here for 2+ years and have 15,000+ posts, I know how things are supposed to go down. Bans should be reserved for idiots who are blatantly breaking the rules on purpose. The folks who post the same shit over and over again or don't listen to other people telling them to stop.

God, whatever happened to locks? Why not just give me a warning? Tell me that you don't like what I'm doing. The mods are so damn subjective, I don't know who's going to ban me for what. Just tell me that this thread wasn't good, or that I shouldn't do something. I'm actually a pretty smart fellow.

I'M GOING
To another forum. One where there are more people like me. I don't care if you don't like it, I love it there. They don't lump everything into a General forum. If I don't want to be bombarded with shit about video games, I can go to another section and talk about cartoons.

I'LL MISS YOU
Some of you guys are great people. You make me laugh, you make me think, and you've made me enjoy the past couple years on this forum. You know who you are. If one of you would be so inclined to make a thread about this on the BBS, be my guest.

Goodnight and good luck.

Three days for making a video game topic.

BANNED FOR MAKING A VIDEO GAME TOPIC. ON NEWGROUNDS!?

And it was funny! I swear!

Why do you do these things?

Philadelphia University. Accepted into their digital animation program with $9,000 a year.

Seven more responses still pending.

YEAH!

Make her the cutest that I've ever seen.
Give her two lips like roses and clover.
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.

Sandman, I'm so alone.
Don't have nobody to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.