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AshfordPride

Mountain.

Posted by AshfordPride Dec. 3, 2007 @ 9:59 PM EST

Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages.

Sky.

Blue sky.

Something visible, something invisible.

Sun.

Something unique.

Water.

Something agreeable.

Commander Ikari.

Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless.

Sky. Red, red sky.

Red color. Red color that I hate.

Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood.

A woman that does not bleed.

Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans.

Town. Something that humans made.

Eva. Something that humans made.

Humans are what? Something that God made.

Humans are things which humans made.

The things I possess are my life and mind.

The vessel of a mind.

Entry plug, the throne of a soul.

Who is this?

This is me.

Who am I?

What am I?

What am I?

What am I?

What am I?

I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me.

This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me.

A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself.

My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else.

Who is there before me?

Ikari-kun.

I know this person.

Major Katsuragi.

Dr. Akagi.

People, my classmates.

The pilot of Unit Two.

Commander Ikari.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

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Updated: 12/18/07 7:59 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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33 Comments

Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:02 PM Billy-Bean says:

Umm what?

Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:04 PM AshfordPride responds:

I'm doing my best. I am. Please be kind to me. I've been fighting so much. I'm fighting as well as I can. Take care of me, please. Be kind to me!


Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:03 PM silentkat says:

poem

Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:05 PM AshfordPride responds:

Rei poem.


Dec. 3, 2007 | 10:43 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Fucked up poem to a fucked up series.

Dec. 4, 2007 | 6:10 PM AshfordPride responds:

It's extraordinarily tame by todays standards. Babies should watch it.

I know my child will. While in the womb.


Dec. 3, 2007 | 11:01 PM NickDaPwner says:

BIOWULF

Dec. 4, 2007 | 6:09 PM AshfordPride responds:

Sickly meme.


Dec. 4, 2007 | 12:52 AM DarkWizard1992 says:

Nice poem!
Passing the link to an EVA freak friend of mine...

Dec. 4, 2007 | 6:08 PM AshfordPride responds:

Yeah, I wrote it.

...

Yeah, no.


Dec. 4, 2007 | 2:21 PM Rawrsome says:

Even in Newgrounds, F O E!

Dec. 4, 2007 | 6:08 PM AshfordPride responds:

Oneechan! Look out!

It's an

F

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Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:01 PM X-Naut says:

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet.
You don't have to drink right now.
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while.

Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:09 PM AshfordPride responds:

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
http://www.animetheme.com/eva/ada m.jpg


Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:18 PM Mendou says:

it's the end....end of Evangelion.

Dec. 4, 2007 | 9:32 PM AshfordPride responds:

The best worst religious postmodern alternate ending movie that ever was made by Gainax.

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO NOTHING

IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN


Dec. 4, 2007 | 8:28 PM DepressedStone says:

Would Shinji still be en emotional wreck if he were to meet Kamina?

Dec. 4, 2007 | 9:34 PM AshfordPride responds:

PIERCE THE ANGEL WITH YOUR DRILL!


Dec. 4, 2007 | 9:54 PM NickDaPwner says:

I like your poem, but do u like mudkiepz?

XD

Dec. 4, 2007 | 9:55 PM AshfordPride responds:

I hate Misato, and I hate Shinji, and I hate that First Child bitch Rei! I hate my dad, I hate my mom! But mostly, most of all, I hate MUDKIPS!


Dec. 5, 2007 | 8:09 PM Mendou says:

I love that song.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 10:34 PM AshfordPride responds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo 6-J9HhF5s

TUMBLING DOWN


Dec. 5, 2007 | 8:55 PM X-Naut says:

As for The End of Evangelion, am I the only one who understands the complexity of this ambitiously cinematic masterpiece?

This movie isn't stupid. YOU'RE stupid.

Dec. 5, 2007 | 10:31 PM AshfordPride responds:

La Chupablahblah.

Symbolism, superflat, and religious themes, oh my!


Dec. 6, 2007 | 5:23 PM Mendou says:

I've been meaning to see it. You know...just to see how ridiculous it really is.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 5:26 PM AshfordPride responds:

I have it. I want to watch it for the same reason. But... I'm scared it will suck as much as Gendo says it will...


Dec. 6, 2007 | 5:40 PM Mendou says:

Yeah, If Gary says it sucks.....it's probably going to suck. Still wanna see it....i needs me some Rei.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 7:18 PM AshfordPride responds:

Oh, yeah. It has a bunch of Reis. Like, a whole room full. And they go around and turn you into Tang.

And then she's all big.

And then the movie's over.


Dec. 6, 2007 | 7:38 PM Mendou says:

This film is clearly for Rei fanservice then.

Asuka is outclassed.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 7:49 PM AshfordPride responds:

Oh, no she's in there.

She's all injured and stuff...

And Shinji masturbates to her unconscious body.

And then she's unconscious.

And then Rei does stuff.

And then Asuka is back! And the earth is all LCL-ish from the thing... And...

It's disgusting.

Updated: Dec. 6, 2007, 8:04 PM

Dec. 6, 2007 | 8:01 PM Mendou says:

Dec. 6, 2007 | 7:49 PM AshfordPride responds:
Shinji masturbates to her unconscious body.

I hope my kids will grow up to be that pathetic one day.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 8:06 PM AshfordPride responds:

Make sure his mom is dead and make it seem like you love a clone of her more than him.

Act distant and enigmatic.

Kill everyone.

That'll fuck him up.

Updated: Dec. 6, 2007, 8:11 PM

Dec. 6, 2007 | 8:19 PM Mendou says:

Sounds great, not to mention......THE TRUTH IS...................................
.....................................
..............DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R

Dec. 6, 2007 | 9:20 PM AshfordPride responds:

HUH YOU LIAR


Dec. 6, 2007 | 9:49 PM Mendou says:

Ever heard of Welcome to the NHK?

Dec. 7, 2007 | 5:42 PM AshfordPride responds:

I've seen the anime, read the manga, and read the light novel.

I breath Welcome to the NHK.


Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:40 PM Doom-Fan says:

THANKS HULK!


Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:41 PM Mendou says:

Good, it looks pretty nice. And i don't say that because of the lovely DVD covers for the English release.

I mean it...from the heart.


Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:35 PM DaxterDude says:

Lol nice one

Dec. 10, 2007 | 9:15 PM AshfordPride responds:

LOL YEAH SO FUNNY


Dec. 10, 2007 | 7:01 PM CaptainChip says:

Why does the girl in the picture look like shes from Mass Effect?

Dec. 10, 2007 | 9:15 PM AshfordPride responds:

Because Evangelion established made these sort of suits standard.

Also, those hair clip things.


Dec. 10, 2007 | 7:06 PM homor says:

im sorry i said you should have more blog posts.

please never make a blog post ever again, for the love of space panda Odin.

Dec. 10, 2007 | 9:16 PM AshfordPride responds:

You don't like Rei poem?

Or do you like Rei poem so much that you never want it taken off the front page of my userpage?


Dec. 12, 2007 | 12:07 AM homor says:

what the fuck is a Rei poem?

Dec. 12, 2007 | 3:56 PM AshfordPride responds:

A poem, by Rei.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 2:47 PM XxdeathpriestxX says:

nice pic ;D

Dec. 12, 2007 | 3:57 PM AshfordPride responds:

Oh, you.


Dec. 13, 2007 | 9:59 PM homor says:

a rei poem is a poem by rei?

what the hell is wrong with this contury?

Dec. 13, 2007 | 10:10 PM AshfordPride responds:

Which country?


Dec. 14, 2007 | 3:08 PM XxdeathpriestxX says:

tsu or mi? (chnese names for you and me XD)


Dec. 16, 2007 | 5:46 PM homor says:

the one shaped like a boot.

Dec. 17, 2007 | 5:02 PM AshfordPride responds:

Spaghetti?


Dec. 18, 2007 | 4:44 PM Elios says:

Seems like a dramatic poem of some sort. Relevant to the effects of change, and the progression of time. Not sure who this "Commander Ikari", perhaps another one of those "serious Anime Toons". Is this original work? Or a copy/paste from a script?

Dec. 18, 2007 | 7:59 PM AshfordPride responds:

Yeah, I added a link to the English version of the Rei poem if you want to see it.


Dec. 19, 2007 | 2:34 PM HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT says:

LOL, EVERYBODY TURNS INTO TANG!

Dec. 19, 2007 | 3:59 PM AshfordPride responds:

LCL, goes down smooooth.


Dec. 22, 2007 | 4:29 PM robattle says:

sorry about your video game topic getting encased in a flame war.

Dec. 22, 2007 | 11:35 PM AshfordPride responds:

Yeah, it's probably because I don't have a life.


Dec. 23, 2007 | 2:33 AM Annovative says:

Nah, didn't make me laugh or giggle in any sort.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 11:57 AM AshfordPride responds:

We don't do a lot of laughing, do we?


Dec. 23, 2007 | 3:09 PM Annovative says:

Nope, it's a dull world. :(

Dec. 23, 2007 | 10:02 PM AshfordPride responds:

Well... Shoot...

Maybe we should both lighten up a bit...?

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