Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: New York
Job: Toll Booth Worker
This userpage was made for me. Drr... Drr... Dr...
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Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages.
Sky.
Blue sky.
Something visible, something invisible.
Sun.
Something unique.
Water.
Something agreeable.
Commander Ikari.
Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless.
Sky. Red, red sky.
Red color. Red color that I hate.
Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood.
A woman that does not bleed.
Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans.
Town. Something that humans made.
Eva. Something that humans made.
Humans are what? Something that God made.
Humans are things which humans made.
The things I possess are my life and mind.
The vessel of a mind.
Entry plug, the throne of a soul.
Who is this?
This is me.
Who am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me.
This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me.
A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself.
My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else.
Who is there before me?
Ikari-kun.
I know this person.
Major Katsuragi.
Dr. Akagi.
People, my classmates.
The pilot of Unit Two.
Commander Ikari.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Yeah, no idea where that one came from. Aren't I a jerk towards one of my favorite authors? You'd think that someone who legitimately didn't like Egoraptor would make something like this.
To be honest, I only made it because he said that he liked it when people mocked him in that userpage post of his.
But yeah, I'm hoping for some hilarious reviews. Probably a goldmine of abuse. Probably.
HOW DARE I MAKE FUN OF DA AWESOME SERIES
I never said I was making one!
