Philadelphia University. Accepted into their digital animation program with $9,000 a year.

Seven more responses still pending.

YEAH!

Make her the cutest that I've ever seen.
Give her two lips like roses and clover.
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.

Sandman, I'm so alone.
Don't have nobody to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

I'm makey a no here, HUGH SUCCESS.
Is har to ooooverstay mah satisfakun.
Ah-pah-cha Scial.
We do wha we moe, becoe, we can.
For the gooooooo da all da d'oh.
Eh say the one who ah day.

Butter no sent crying over lala missed day.
You just keep on jamming 'till you run out of kay.
And you science get daaaaaaah,
And you may a knee gaaaaaaah,
Cause da people who ah steel a liiiiiiiiiie.

I'm not even angry.
I'm thinking so since here righ now.
Even though you brought my har and kill me.
And tah me tah peace says.
And plew every piece into a phone.
As we baaaaaaaaaaah, you hur me cloe.
I was so happy for you.

Now those coins ah data make a beutifa lie.
And were out da day da,
And ree lea sing on tie.
So I do not come bah.
Think of all the things we la.
For the people who la still a la.

Go home and leed me.
I think prefar to stay in sigh.
Expee dooooh fine some oh else do hell you.

Maybah Black Maaaaaysa.

THAT WAS A JOE
HAHA
FAH CHA

Anyvay, this kay is close.
It's so dee liss ah and moys.

Look at mees stee talkie when the science to do.
When I loo cup there it make me think I'm nah you.
I experiment to rah.
There is research to be done.
And the people who are still a lah.

And believe me I might kee a lie.

I'm doing science and I'm kee a lie.

Un done fan das da and I'm kee a lie.

While yo dying I'm be steal a lie.

And when you dead I will be steal a lie.

Steal a lie.

Steal a lie.

Would it be so hard for you to understand?

I personally don't think I deserved this one. I spent a while typing up my responses in that thread. I actually had a pretty engaging conversation about the effects of 4chan on the BBS.

Then the topic gets destroyed, and I get hit with a three day ban. The topic really turned around after the first page too...

I'm really sick of being banned. Do they know who I am? AshfordPride? Creator of Phoenix Wrong? Longtime contributor to the BBS of meaningful material? On the internet?

Ringing any bells?

Surely you can let me in the nightclub, mister bouncer...

No? You haven't heard of me?

W-well it is on the internet...

O-ok...

...

I CAN SEE FOREVER

The Christmas Haul!

A Bamboo Fun Tablet
Zombie Survival Guide
Steve Martin: Born Standing Up
Ska'd for Life
Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
Super Mario Galaxy
Mario Party 8
Guitar Hero 3
Trauma Center: New Blood
The Last Christmas
The Boys
Jrock, Ink.: A Concise Report On 40 Of The Biggest Rock Acts In Japan
All the Rage: The Boondocks Past and Present

Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages.

Sky.

Blue sky.

Something visible, something invisible.

Sun.

Something unique.

Water.

Something agreeable.

Commander Ikari.

Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless.

Sky. Red, red sky.

Red color. Red color that I hate.

Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood.

A woman that does not bleed.

Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans.

Town. Something that humans made.

Eva. Something that humans made.

Humans are what? Something that God made.

Humans are things which humans made.

The things I possess are my life and mind.

The vessel of a mind.

Entry plug, the throne of a soul.

Who is this?

This is me.

Who am I?

What am I?

What am I?

What am I?

What am I?

I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me.

This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me.

A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself.

My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else.

Who is there before me?

Ikari-kun.

I know this person.

Major Katsuragi.

Dr. Akagi.

People, my classmates.

The pilot of Unit Two.

Commander Ikari.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

I apologize in advance.

Yeah, no idea where that one came from. Aren't I a jerk towards one of my favorite authors? You'd think that someone who legitimately didn't like Egoraptor would make something like this.

To be honest, I only made it because he said that he liked it when people mocked him in that userpage post of his.

But yeah, I'm hoping for some hilarious reviews. Probably a goldmine of abuse. Probably.

HOW DARE I MAKE FUN OF DA AWESOME SERIES

I never said I was making one!