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Age 33, Male

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New York

Joined on 7/9/05

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Well done BBS you piece of shit.

Does this mean more time for flash though?

Yeah, hopefully. I'd really like to do a music video for the Ashley song from Super Smash Brothers Brawl...

Amen!

Huuur.

The only question that remains is: How long is it until we are being banned and ordered and attacked like we live in Nazi Germany at the smallest of things while the normal topics that survive are filled with the intelligence of Runescape?

In Nazi German, oven bakes you!

Shit, hey i can understand your frustration.

if you truly are leaving for good. I'd like to say you were one of the more unique users here and i enjoyed my PM chats with you.

Good luck out there on the frontier that is....the internet.

You're a good one, Mendou.

And it's just 4chan, lol.

Tongue-in-cheek humor in your Goodbye post? Haha, awesome.

I would ask you to stay, but that's selfish. Your job isn't to entertain us; you're here to be the one who's entertained. I've always wondered why you would put up with the prepubescent kiddies that roam the site, and now I don't have to.

See you on /v/ and /co/ and sometimes /a/.

Oh, fuck yes, /v/.

LOL okay, and i was just about to add, MAN TAKE THIS TIME TO GET OUT THERE, AND FIND YOUR Misaki.

But 4chan's cool too......just not /b/ in my opinion.

Oh, dear God, no. I wouldn't be caught dead on /b/.

And Misaki is a lie, a dream. I refuse to look for her.

Oh God, they can do no wrong.

Oh, I was also going to add something, too.

You had Chris Silverscreen as your avatar for a while. That image became so associated with you, that every time I played Makes No Difference, I thought "Hai, I'm playaen AshFordPride's mission ololol,".

Also, your flashes introduced me to the Phoenix Wright games. This was before I lurked imageboards, so I didn't know about that game. Now, I'm eagerly anticipating Apollo Justice. A few more days, and I'm leaving the den to buy it.

Fun, fun, fun!

Those lyrics speak to me.

Now that youre older lifes weighing on your shoulders.
You cant seem to keep things so perfectly straight.

With most things so basic you might as well face it.
You cant help but worry its all just begun.

That sums it up nicely.

I apologize for capitalizing the F.

NEVER fORGIVE

You'll be back. The bbs is like African American people; once you go black, you'll be left with child support.

Yeah, no. The BBS is the hamburger of the internet. I'm going to go eat a steak.

Well, Ashford, if you want to leave... Then that's your choice. But we will all miss you. If I was ever involved in the sorts of things that made you decide to go, then I am sorry, and I would take them back if I could.

Sometimes there are threads like the ones you want to see. Sometimes people do share cool websites with the rest of the site, sometimes people do want to discuss anime or television. But usually the BBS is filled with cock jokes, which some enjoy, but some do not, or with gay threads about some middle-schooler's day...

A wise man once told me to be the change I want to see. I would repeat that advice to you now, but it seems you have tried, and too many treated General like it was /b/ despite your attempts to post well and get into entertaining discussions. I only wish that those who want /b/ would return to their precious /b/, that people like yourself could enjoy Newgrounds, and not be themselves exiled to 4chan.

Goodbye Ashford. You and everything about you will be missed.

You think that the people who post that 4chan garbage on here actually go to 4chan? Do you think InuyashaNaruto555, age fourteen, could handle /b/?

No, they post stuff that they hear and they think they're expected to join in. Nobody ever talks about the interesting stuff on 4chan, they just repost the same lame may mays over and over again.

If people actually went to 4chan, and watch anime and cartoons and played good video games, then that would be fantastic. But it's just some idiot kids trying to be cool.

It won't be the same without you.

*Plays Goodbye Goodbye by Oingo Boingo.*

Probably not.

*Plays Little Girls vy Oingo Boingo*

I are sad. :c

I'll always be in your heart, Simba.

I'm very saddened by the news. You're one of those users who if I see your alias pop up on "Topic Starter" or "Last Post" I'll make sure to look at that topic in question for either a laugh or something a little insightful. =[

You've just killed the funnies on the BBS by 80% with your departure. And who's the other 20%? Just most users in general who try to be funny and sometimes manage it.

Your big ol' thirty day ban kind of pissed me off. I still can't believe that they'd throw the book at someone who seems otherwise law abiding. I don't like the way this site is moderated. It's a mind field.

We... We'll always have Paris...

noo

don't go :'(

Already left.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

D:

And you, my poor Kuro! Cursed with a loathsome interdiction from the hands of an angry mod!

Can you tell me where you're going so that I know or can still stay in contact with you? :'(

4chan.

And I'll always be around. Just not on the BBS so much.

If something was to ever happen, I'll come back. I just don't feel like sifting through the filth anymore.

Awww :( you were one of the few users that could still make me laugh... I'm gonna miss you Ashford.

Yes you are.

Thought as much. I'll probably read your posts without even realizing it.
I always thought you had the humor of Player 1, so that was a fun thing for me thinking you were him.

I'm no Player 1...

There's no way that I could make that many jokes about Animal Crossing. I got like, three... Tops!

Like... I'd go to KK Slider... And ask him to play KK Freebird...

...

That's it.

It's somewhat sad to see you go, I liked your jokes.

Yet fleeting comfort will not ease the pain.

I've got over 15,000 posts. You couldn't have read them all...

Go.

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