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Posted by AshfordPride - July 9th, 2009

Been a while.


Posted by AshfordPride - September 14th, 2008

I'm only ten years old!

I'm The Fury!

Posted by AshfordPride - September 12th, 2008



Posted by AshfordPride - September 6th, 2008

You shouldn't post bad images on the forum.

I also just got Team Fortress 2 for the PC. Steam ID is AshfordPride. Hit me up if you want to do something.

Posted by AshfordPride - August 11th, 2008

Yeah, so first convention ever for me. Pretty radical. Here's the basic breakdown:

- Waited on the general admission line for two hours.
- Pictochatted.
- Bought shit.
- Played Smash with the king of the tourney fags. I said I'm going to be Lucas, then he picked Lucas before I could... So I picked Ness... And he chain grabbed the shit out of me as Marth...
- Met the person who made the female scout picture.
- Saw a picture of Aeris spreading her vagina and tail raised, supposedly drawn by Scott Ramsoomair. I'll post this once I get it from my friends.\
- Bought more shit.
- Watched Funky Forrest Movie.
- Watched Hellsing.
- Watched Freedom Project.
- Got an autograph from the guy who does the voice of Bobobo.
- Spent three hours in the eternal purgatory of New Jersey.

And that's about it. Questions?

Otakon '08

Posted by AshfordPride - August 1st, 2008

Live the life of a lonely loser as you set out to buy some food! After being insulted by 4chan. you vow to turn your life around... By going outside! The concept is great, and the game pulls it off very well. Other than that, it's a bare bones Dragon Quest deal, but pretty cool for a freeware game.

The guy who made Pirate Baby Cabana Street Fight 2006 did the art, so you know it's good!

Download it right now!

Hikkikomori Quest

Posted by AshfordPride - May 8th, 2008


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And 4chan ban over!

Posted by AshfordPride - April 19th, 2008

I believe the morning sun
Always gonna shine again and
I believe a pot of gold
Waits at every rainbow's end
I believe in roses kissed with dew
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you

I believe there'll come a day
Maybe it will be tomorrow
When the bluebird flies away
All we have to do is follow
I believe a dream can still come true
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
I believe in friends and laughter
And the wonders love can do
I believe in songs and magic
And that's why I believe in you

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' this way about you
There's not much I can do
I'm gonna be this way my life through
'Cause I still believe in miracles
I swear I've seen a few
And the time will surely come
When you can see my point of view
I believe in second chances
And that's why I believe in you

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Posted by AshfordPride - April 9th, 2008

I bought the Triplets of Belleville at the Virgin Megastore in Downtown Disney for ten bucks. What a trip!

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Posted by AshfordPride - March 6th, 2008

She's going to jail.



Look at her.